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15.06.2025 00:47

Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
So, the docs changed it to read
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
How do I find a transgender girlfriend?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Why do some children hate their parents?
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!